You know how to not get people to read your blog posts? Well, FIRST go over to Marinka’s Remedial Blog School. Then, after you embody those tips, you should do what I did and tell people you are going to post something and then don’t get around to it until the day after. People are so tired of checking your blog all day, waiting and waiting and waiting for that amazing post (so modest!), that they just decide not to come back ever again.
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If that didn’t make sense, it was my apology for not posting the follow up when I said I would.
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Where were we?
Oh yes, Northeast Connecticut with strawberries. We spent the rest of Friday walking along this waterfall.
We walked all the way up (I was tired) and sat on the rocks with our toes in the water.
While there, we drank raw milk, straight from the carton. It was delicious.
I also met a cute caterpillar (If you remember from this post, I love caterpillars). I named her Greeney for obvious reasons.
While we were driving around trying to decide what to do in a place where everything is closed past 8pm. All of a sudden we ran into a traffic jam. Oh no! We thought, we are going to be stuck in this one lane mini-highway forever!
But lo and behold, we actually found a Fair! A Fair! With a Rodeo!
While there was not much diversity in the people at this rodeo, there was a 5-legged sheep. I felt sorry for her, but she was getting a lot of food, despite her very small cage.
We then saw men get thrown off wild bulls.
And Wild-Cow Milking. Have you ever heard of it?
Two people wrestle a cow to the ground while a third milks it… It was all very surreal.
The announcer mentioned: “It takes a real crazy person to grab a wild cow by its horns and its tits!”
I also found my next perfect outfit!
I will be wearing those to work from now on. That same stand was also selling conf-ederate (spelling mistake legitimate to prevent searching… should be self explanatory, no?) flags!
Tell me, have you ever been to a rodeo?
~Inna























